I Am the Walrus | The Beatles
requested by now-imlost
"I’m on your side" - Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
OKAY, SO I JUST FOUND A THING I WROTE BACK IN SEPTEMBER THAT I LIKE SO I’M POSTING IT NOW (in my continued attempts to avoid writing an essay for english) HERE IT GOES:
can we just have a snow day that lasts 100,000 years?
i have been informed that what i’m asking for is another ice age
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
That’s it that’s the whole country
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird