Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime
mom: the baby’s first words!!
baby: t-t.. t-t
mom: tomato?!? tan?!?!?? Tom??!???!
baby: The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
this show seriously tackles all issues
Excuse me how dare you compare such a beautiful human being to nash grier?
four screenwriters [quentin tarantino]
Robert DeNiro Oscar’s speech for Raging Bull.
matching icons for you and your friends
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life