praisethewarmachine:

Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime

tagged → #Tommy Wiseau

gastlly:

baby: t-t-t

mom: the baby’s first words!!

baby: t-t.. t-t

mom: tomato?!? tan?!?!?? Tom??!???!

baby: The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.

tagged → #Stanley Kubrick

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

the-kunst-is-me:

Excuse me how dare you compare such a beautiful human being to nash grier?

four screenwriters [kevin smith]

tagged → #Kevin Smith

four screenwriters [quentin tarantino]

tagged → #Quentin Tarantino

Robert DeNiro Oscar’s speech for Raging Bull.

heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

tagged → #Eraserhead #1977 #David Lynch

Who am I?

tagged → #Orphan Black