My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

getyourspoons:

Mike falls over like a clumsy ox.

tagged → #the room

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

Track Title: Happy Birthday, Lisa

Artist: Michael Jackson

fyspringfield:

In memory of M.J.

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

lovethemovie:

Quentin Tarantino on True Romance. 

lovethemovie:

Quentin Tarantino on True Romance. 

tagged → #Quentin Tarantino
bluecaptions:

In The Simpsons writing room, 1992.

bluecaptions:

In The Simpsons writing room, 1992.

"Faggot"

lunadarkshine:

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BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

tagged → #George Carlin

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG